Wednesday, May 29, 2013

A First Time for Everything

After much persuading from my adoring fans (my mom and grandmother), I have decided to write my very first post.  I have absolutely no goals for this blog, and no idea what I will write about from day to day.  But, I can promise it will be an honest account of my always exciting existence.  It will also probably damage my chances of ever holding public office. 

A few things you might want to know about me:

1.  I am extremely opinionated, and at some point I'm sure reading this will piss you off.  Sorry about that.

2.  I have a wonderful husband.  I have absolutely adored him since I was 16.  He tolerates me very well.

3.  My children are, by far, the smartest, funniest, most beautiful, well-behaved angels who have ever set foot on planet earth.  Except for when they're not.  I love them fiercely, and like all other mild mannered moms the world over, I will cut you if you look at them wrong.

4.  I have a dog. 

I am sure anyone reading this is enthralled by now, to say the least. 

All sarcasm aside, I really hope you check in from time to time, comment on posts, pick fights with other readers, troll...whatever.  Any response is better than none.  If no one comments, I'll feel like I'm talking to myself.  And, while I will admit to being a little 'eccentric' or 'free-spirited', talking to yourself on the Internet is just full blown crazy.  I'm not quite there yet. 


  1. Joanna, you always steel the thoughts that I am having straight out of my brain, but you articulate it so much better than I ever could. Thanks for making me laugh!