Because it is Father's Day, I've been thinking about all the lessons I've learned from the dads in my life, my own dad, my husband, father-in-law, and my grandfathers. They are countless.
I feel like the world might be a better place if I share a few...
-Everything tastes better with barbecue sauce. Everything. Even scrambled eggs.
-Good grades are not optional, but they should be rewarded. A 'B-' does not qualify as good.
-Always be the one holding the hose in a water fight.
-"Because I said so" is a valid reason or explanation for nearly everything.
-Life is better when you're driving with the top down. But, it's best if you're sitting in the back waving like Miss America.
-"You're not too good for a job in food service."
-Conversing only in movie references and quotes is an excellent form of communication.
-Every room in the house is "Dad's Room". You own nothing. NOTHING.
-Kids will do any dreaded chore, eat any vegetable, put on their shoes, etc. if they think its a race.
-Little girls should learn to throw a punch.
-You're not ever too cool to dance in public. Even if it means dancing on the steps of City Hall.
-It's more fun to eat ice cream when you sneak it after bedtime.
-Matching clothes and styled hair are overrated.
I'm so grateful for all the dads in my family. And, I'm thankful for all the ways they have influenced me, whether they knew I was paying attention or not.
And, daddy, thanks for all those times you grounded me. I deserved it. Also, thanks for never saying "I told you so," even when you could have.